Friday, May 29, 2009

Blog 2: The Nightmare Returns

That's a reference to The Blob 2, for you cinephobes out there.

Anyway, yeah, double wounds. Several weeks ago I drank too much wine, then came home and slammed into a door frame, then enjoyed bleeding, bandaids, and scarring from a wound above my left eyebrow. Later Sean requested to have a bandaid over his left eye too, saying he had "a paper cut". After a few days, Sean managed to fall headfirst on a bolt at daycare - hole in the forehead, ambulance with full strap-down, emergency room, 3 layers of stitches (3, count em, 3 layers). Now we both have scars above the left eye, his being quite a bit bigger, but solid bonding material nonetheless.

On the plus side Dee saw one of those street performer statues clad in gold puking in the ER with a documentary crew all up in the scene.
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Sunday, May 10, 2009

Blog it out

I have two blogs to write. The first one, just for shits and giggles, is about "diarrhea, wine related". For the squeamish, I'll embed it within the comments here. The second one is about "brand new matching scars above the left eyebrow of myself and my son". This will have to wait for a few days; this diarrhea is much too pressing, and must issue forth....
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Going out on a limb here...last night's new digital short could be the best yet.
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