Saturday, November 29, 2008

Anyone go to the Lahser reunion? Were all the jocks and geeks and dweebwads and spazoids and stoners there? Is anyone in the business of "solutions"?
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Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Polish Polar Bear



I prefer to think of them as German
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Monday, November 24, 2008

Bat out of Hell


The vast range of reaction times in this photo are astounding.
As is the complete destruction of that man's jaw.
Mags
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Sunday, November 23, 2008

Mirena commercial woman = Elizabeth Ainslie?


I couldn't find a picture of the woman in the Mirena birth control commercial, so instead I used this horribly nasty one of an actual Mirena intra-uterine device inside a simulated uterus.

But that's beside the point.

My point is that the woman in the Mirena commercial looks exactly like Tom's little sister.

You know the commercial:
"...if your plans don't include another baby..."
"...get married, buy a house, finish a book, finish a SENTENCE!" [WTF?]
"...happily, if your plans change, Mirena is easily removed by your doctor"

Tom, please ask Liz if she's seen this commercial.

And for those who've seen it: Am I right or am I right??? I mean, right?
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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

For the Punch Out fans:

All Nintendo has to do to stay successful is recycle the same ideas from 1986, and suckers like me will eat it up.


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Friday, November 14, 2008

Speaking as a professsional

This is the best analysis of our current economic policy conunddrum I've come accross:




My subject line should be read in a snooty voice with a raised nose, BTW.
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Hed

"I got that tartar control toothpaste. I still have tartar, but that shit's under control."

"I've got so much tartar, I don't need to dip my fish sticks in shit".
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Sunday, November 9, 2008

To All You Gay Sex Haters

Yea, I'm listening, and I'm proud to represent. There are gay ninjas like me all over that are sick and tired of the disinformation and biggums.
I have wanted to cut my hair like the kid in Shogun Assassin for years. So I made a tinfoil and
latticework samurai sword and painted my fu manchu black:

There are better pics to come but I don't electronically own them yet. Instead, here's my punk-o-lantern:
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Friday, November 7, 2008

Let's test this thing out...

Blog email feature testing, testing, testing.
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Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Hail to the Chief



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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