Friday, September 26, 2008

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

My New Job

I am waiting to be asked to do a second interview to be the Detroit Community Manager -- aka The Mayor -- for Yelp, a website Tom is familiar with. So, I Yelp now. Some people play golf. It's what I do. (By the way, if I do all this fucking "yelping" and don't get the job, I'm gonna fuckin' yelphhhhhhhh....uhuhhhgggg.)

Actually, I am starting to like it. But that's more even more reason why I'm going to be disappointed (read: pissed) if I don't get it.



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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Done Wedded

My wedding highlights:

1) Scott’s photobooth series
2) Malte-isms (a-d were pretty rapid-fire)
a) Tom, don’t be a fucking pussy.
b) This isn’t going to be another night where Lasse’s friends suck
c) Kyle, don’t make me do to you what I just did to Tom
d) Tom, what does it take to create a site like Ebay?
e) Lasse, do you have that 32-hundred to invest in my...
f) Kyle, are you driving? Then what’s the fucking problem? I don’t care if
your beer’s full, it will be gone by the time I get back.
3) Totally missing the coney dog booth when it would have hit the spot so hard. Well, that was a lowlight.
4) Journey as the last dance
5) Cementing plans for a Vegas bonanza next year. It’s cemented – no escape now.
6) All up in the put-put
7) little bits of desert free for the taking.
8) You know that old guy in the Northwest Airlines magazine who is selling some fitness program with his fit young body that is clearly Photoshopped on, and who looks all creepy as a result? I totally slipped photo that into Mike's gift.
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Monday, September 22, 2008

Wedding Photos!



Oh my god, y'all. Craig and I had SUCH a good time on Saturday. Sorry we busted out so early; I felt like I was gonna pass out -- seven hours of drinking will do that, I guess. So, here's the link to all the pictures I took. As my hero, Joel McHale of The Soup, says: "Please to enjoy..."

Click on this shit to see the photos Liz took..


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Sunday, September 14, 2008

Things you see living near a city

Driving to work today I saw:
(1) artsy-fartsy guy taking some sweet artsy action photos of a fire hydrant
(2) fat semi-comatose lady in motorized wheelchair with large flagpole at top speed right past him out of control, then careen off the sidewalk and into the busy street
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Saturday, September 6, 2008

What's that daddy? That's a tat, son. Daddy kicks some ass.


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