tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19953484047996211532024-03-13T11:50:03.249-07:00Fun BuddiesUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger129125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1995348404799621153.post-13537168525232932752011-11-07T14:06:00.001-08:002011-11-07T14:06:59.478-08:00http://www.swaglikeme.com/blog/2011/9/8/nike-mag.html<br /><br />who has NOT wanted these?deutschlandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421794602739013544noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1995348404799621153.post-29874199814638920712011-06-15T15:38:00.000-07:002011-06-15T15:39:19.379-07:00recut trailershttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmkVWuP_sO0<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekXxi9IKZSA&feature=relatedmaggiereuterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15817337464710382068noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1995348404799621153.post-73175569806210966242011-04-20T14:58:00.000-07:002011-04-20T14:59:23.982-07:00Tom wrote aNOTHER book<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-pUq4yb5S5kk/Ta9XM7qersI/AAAAAAAAAAg/PpluJ6cO8UU/s1600/ainslie.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 293px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-pUq4yb5S5kk/Ta9XM7qersI/AAAAAAAAAAg/PpluJ6cO8UU/s400/ainslie.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5597788741530726082" border="0" /></a><br />mmmmmmmmm...body language.deutschlandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421794602739013544noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1995348404799621153.post-21019944704371447992011-03-27T20:22:00.000-07:002011-03-27T20:24:14.432-07:00ExplosionsI just wanted to state my resolve to do this, to make one of you look amazing in front of an explosion, I just haven't gotten the chance yet. Stay tuned.<br /><br />A Simple Kind of Man was awesome, btw.DEEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00039753420927356276noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1995348404799621153.post-46513897026548414582011-02-18T06:12:00.000-08:002011-02-18T06:13:45.557-08:00Mmmm...Brother Ali. The best thing in Minnesota besides Joe and Jesse.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1995348404799621153.post-3229466109917625322011-01-24T18:33:00.000-08:002011-01-24T18:42:15.061-08:00Lasse's new self-help album<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_yZJ4nSwuCfk/TT44gGWgrII/AAAAAAAAAIQ/UMy-hGzEAks/s1600/Lasse%2Bloving.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 297px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_yZJ4nSwuCfk/TT44gGWgrII/AAAAAAAAAIQ/UMy-hGzEAks/s320/Lasse%2Bloving.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5565948313588509826" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1995348404799621153.post-73896315036154823262011-01-20T14:37:00.000-08:002011-01-20T14:40:15.559-08:00scotty<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1usB09G1QMs/TTi5w6d01oI/AAAAAAAAAAU/BIIpiBaWU3A/s1600/scott.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 229px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1usB09G1QMs/TTi5w6d01oI/AAAAAAAAAAU/BIIpiBaWU3A/s400/scott.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564401589595461250" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1usB09G1QMs/TTi5gSAmCuI/AAAAAAAAAAM/jfcQWO_IlBI/s1600/scott.jpg"><br /></a><br />I posted this to scott's wall, but nobody saw it. It will be the beginning of my campaign to have us all represented in front of explosions on this blogdeutschlandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421794602739013544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1995348404799621153.post-36985979809164901882010-07-01T17:47:00.000-07:002010-07-01T18:02:41.369-07:00I was watching There Will Be Blood again. Much as I'd like to keep hoping we can pull off a Halloween ensemble featuring the roles of Daniel Day Lewis, I think it is time we move on. <br /><br />A more feasible plan would be to each dress up as a character from Unforgiven. The role of 'cut up whore who noone will have anymore' would clearly go to Joe Mahon. Lasse could play a triple role of the kid, Clint Eastwood, and their horses. Brad - Morgan Freeman, who can still hit a bird in flight with his rifle. Liz - English Bob. Miko - English Bob's biographer. Me - pure Hackman. Dee - the whore cutter with a teeny pecker. Tom's role is to keep saying "I'm your huckleberry", and Maggie's role will be to tell him that that's Tombstone, man, c'mon! Sean will play the barkeep/brothel owner who caint get no more money on account she's all cut up (cue tobackey spit). Plan?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1995348404799621153.post-1664455897685322452010-06-15T06:51:00.000-07:002010-06-15T06:52:51.765-07:00Oh Jesus.Why have I never been <a href="http://www.freep.com/article/20100615/NEWS07/100615006/1320/Touchdown-Jesus-statue-burns-to-the-ground">to this</a> before? Now I'll never get to see it.joe manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06311331264972239324noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1995348404799621153.post-47445801778738272462010-05-28T09:25:00.001-07:002010-05-28T09:26:08.193-07:00Beats, Beats, Beats...and Beats!Usual yummy DEMF lineup this year:<br /><br />http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100527/ENT05/5270318/1319/&template=fullarticle<br /><br />Anyone going?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1995348404799621153.post-8220924561604655732010-05-21T08:58:00.000-07:002010-05-21T09:04:09.041-07:00Important workI can't stop watching this.<br /><br /><object width="448" height="270"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ENQnJxUGln8&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ENQnJxUGln8&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="448" height="270"></embed></object>joe manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06311331264972239324noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1995348404799621153.post-33412838445322756872010-05-20T16:31:00.001-07:002010-05-20T16:31:48.889-07:00Oh,<a href="http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/wb/inception/"> Inception</a>, ohhhhhhhh my...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1995348404799621153.post-77670221982010047752010-05-12T10:09:00.001-07:002010-05-12T10:09:43.517-07:00omghttp://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2010/05/lord_jesus_christ_says_getting.htmlDEEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00039753420927356276noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1995348404799621153.post-76934617198782115472010-05-10T14:09:00.000-07:002010-05-10T14:12:48.764-07:00School of CrackI'm just posting to say happy 30th birthday to my friend Liz, one of the rockin'-est chicks I know. Liz, I'm sorry I couldn't see your rock'n'roll performance the other night, but I'm sure it fucking rocked, because you fucking rock!<br /><br />I hope your birthday fucking rocks too.<br /><br />Rock on,<br /><br />_joejoe manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06311331264972239324noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1995348404799621153.post-59703864218723686932010-04-27T13:31:00.000-07:002010-04-27T13:33:54.091-07:00I see postage in your futureMay I have your addresses please? A note of warning: addresses posted here will be disseminated buddy-wide...DEEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00039753420927356276noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1995348404799621153.post-22153850056234219262010-04-07T16:57:00.001-07:002010-04-07T16:57:42.698-07:00MusingsThis should be pronounced "Moooosings" in honor of Dee's electric double breast pump.<br /><br />That's all I got. I'm tired.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1995348404799621153.post-41262786205069592852010-03-15T16:02:00.001-07:002010-03-15T16:02:48.063-07:00BASS KICK BALLI am entering an NCAA pool. I have not watched a college basketball game since college. But, I will win based on this simple collection of tips I've compiled over the years of not watching basketball:<br /><br />Never bet on any Louisiana team because they pronounce it 'Losey-anna' .<br /><br />Never bet on the Boise Bracketsmashers because, more often than not, the bracket smashes them.<br /><br />Always bet on the Transylvania Casketballers, even though they're typically disqualified in the first round (from biting, casketing the ball). <br /><br />When in doubt, abide by the formula [A-X*Y(X/Y)] where A=basketball, Y=basketball, and X= raging college penis.<br /><br />Find the player with the best signature move. Frankie "Best Signature Move" Robinson of Texas T&A University is usually the one. Then, don't bet on his team. <br /><br />Find the player with Universititis. He has a mysterious dorm-related rash, so bet on his team.<br /><br />Does any player wear excessive arm and leg bands? Yes=sure bet. No=dripping sweat. <br /><br />For good luck, keep a cue tip in your ear throughout the tournament. Little known fact: if your team wins, it will be sucked in and pop out the other ear. If your team loses anyway, it will just blacken and fall out--no harm done.<br /><br />Most people pull their hair during tense plays. They will lose. Get a leg up by yanking at your pubes instead, tense play or not. You may lose, but at least you won't look like an idiot pulling your hair.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1995348404799621153.post-76274266266733242752010-02-28T18:51:00.000-08:002010-02-28T18:55:16.456-08:00Musings IIIMusings: what happen when I go on mental leave from science to prep for the baby.<br /><br />Balvenie 15 year scotch: see above.<br /><br />Ice Dancing: just an excuse to wear more fabric<br /><br />Boxer shorts: see above.<br /><br />Underrated: briefs, briefs, briefs. And legal briefs. And neck fat that flaps in the wind.<br /><br />Overrated: Office 2007, gourmet Mac N Cheese, stink in my fireplace fire, marbles.<br /><br />Countries represented in my lab: US, Lebanon, Spain, Germany, Japan, Israel, France, Switzerland, China, Canada<br /><br />Countries represented in lab at 9:00am: US, china.<br /><br />Tom’s Hot Gush: should be a signature mixed drink.<br /><br />Modern rock: eh.<br /><br />Postmodern rock: Lasse’s balls flapping against the bathroom tile.<br /><br />I’m not sure who first used the word “nod” in Oscar conversation, but it has gotten way out of control.<br /><br />Bukkake: what any good Powerpoint presentation ends with.<br /><br />Seaside Bukkake Experience Suite: under consideration at Carnival CruiselinesUnknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1995348404799621153.post-45358519848296647772010-02-26T17:46:00.000-08:002010-02-26T18:00:02.755-08:00Your Porno Names and Catch PhrasesJoe Mahon the Grow Man<br />"blow the grow"<br /><br />Tommy-Buns Ainslie<br />"shoot em up"<br /><br />Camaro Toe<br />"fast, but not easy"<br /><br />Double Dee<br />"Double Dee's Double Ds: That's A Mouthful"<br /><br />Liz Fill<br />"You, fill er up. Now you, top it off"<br /><br />Iceberg Feld<br />"You can only handle the tip of it"<br /><br />Reuter Screwedher<br />"and him"<br /><br />Shaggie Reuts<br />"no razors"<br /><br />Slot Seymour<br />"Put your coinpurse in my slot and then farts come out of my slot and you smell them while I'm jerking off"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1995348404799621153.post-16708501294068797852010-02-26T13:02:00.001-08:002010-02-26T13:02:55.617-08:00Musings IIBrace yourself...for a Meatwave.<br /><br />Ombudsman believes the MIT loose cannon won't be a problem, I’m told. How, why: Dunno.<br /><br />Polanski: if only he didn’t make such awesome movies.<br /><br />Pol Potski: if only I weren't spoken for...<br /><br />Last night Sean laid down on his belly like he was ready for a massage, and then said "Tickle me."<br /><br />The Magnetic Fields: a good show<br /><br />My jock: ready for whatever life throws it<br /><br />Rat poo: smelly<br /><br />Rat poo: all overUnknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1995348404799621153.post-62671706934508062742010-02-21T17:58:00.001-08:002010-02-21T17:58:15.781-08:00MusingsBaby: eminent. Name, face: TBD. Belly: bursting. <br /><br />My body, in excitement: undulating.<br /><br />Sean’s nightmare last night: there was a dragon and a pig in his bed, and the dragon was petting him.<br /><br />Good band name and hit single: Smooth Sailing, by Obstacle Illusion<br /><br />I watch about as little Denver basketball as is possible, but am completely fed up with this Birdman idiot.<br /><br />woa, yes, woa, yes, woa woa, yes yes YES: as heard during Olympic curling, or while <br />I made pudding tonight?<br /><br />Valentine’s gift from your kid: pretty awesome.<br /><br />True story from the halls of MIT neuroscience: Totally randomly I was shoved into a revolving door. Then come to find it is a grad student, and that there have been similar incidents, including violently kicking a door, other shovings, etc. Figure he is about to pop. It’s been taken to the MIT officials. Time will tell.<br /><br />Beefy Russian hockey star: Sergei Groundchuck<br /><br />Are highly intermittent bursts of fast jogging good for my body? <br /><br />Prior locations for a conference I get to attend this summer for the first time: New Zealand, Scotland castle. This summer’s location: Jersey Shore.<br /><br />In hotel hot tub yesterday, 5-ish year old hops in, yaps at me in usual 5-ish year old way. Then sits in front of jet and says “Ohhhhhh baby, that’s the stuff.” Then, “This hottub is hot! But not as hot as womens. There’s some there. You should talk to them. They like that”. <br /><br />Fart: toilet appetizer. <br /><br />Skid marks: doggy bag.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1995348404799621153.post-4276714232981006252010-02-05T10:37:00.000-08:002010-02-05T10:40:40.015-08:00Hey, that's not the answer.I posted this on Miko's facebook, and then immediately realized it probably wasn't appropriate. Any way, this is what you get when you google, "she already served me."<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1pHZJF04xDc&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1pHZJF04xDc&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>joe manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06311331264972239324noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1995348404799621153.post-63116277551622119882010-01-31T13:28:00.000-08:002010-01-31T13:29:18.123-08:00Chicken police<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ybVb3t560oY&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ybVb3t560oY&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Chifwetohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00520714266583036431noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1995348404799621153.post-85314367678494280802009-12-27T07:49:00.000-08:002009-12-27T07:51:35.693-08:00Kyle got drunk and farted at my dad.DEEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00039753420927356276noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1995348404799621153.post-2568375566265881312009-12-21T14:05:00.001-08:002009-12-21T14:05:31.250-08:00Over the holidays I like to reflect on the past year, the ups and downs, the bests and worsts. I encourage you to make a list too. Why? Just make the fucking list.<br /><br /> * Favorite movie despite not having seen any of the year’s top rated: Public Enemy<br /> * Favorite (and only) live show: Andrew Bird<br /> * Favorite side characters that steal the friggin show: Andy (The Office), street corner thug (Gran Torino), Jimmy Smits (Dexter), Charlie (Its Always Sunny...)<br /> * Movie that, on revisiting again in my head this year, still think is the most monstrously overrated movie of the decade: Crash (2004)<br /> * God’s cheese gift to me: Dubliner cheese<br /> * Biggest cheese mistake of ’09: last week’s homemade Roquefort & refried bean quesadilla<br /> * Favorite Children’s show I’ve grown to absolutely hate: Yo Gabba Gabba<br /> * Favorite Children’s show that aint so bad: Backyardigans<br /> * Favorite Mr. Stinky: the one down there<br /> * Least favorite weird thing: suddenly gaining weight; my weight has never fluctuated much, then bam, I turn 30 and here comes the pound packing.<input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2