Thursday, July 1, 2010

I was watching There Will Be Blood again. Much as I'd like to keep hoping we can pull off a Halloween ensemble featuring the roles of Daniel Day Lewis, I think it is time we move on.

A more feasible plan would be to each dress up as a character from Unforgiven. The role of 'cut up whore who noone will have anymore' would clearly go to Joe Mahon. Lasse could play a triple role of the kid, Clint Eastwood, and their horses. Brad - Morgan Freeman, who can still hit a bird in flight with his rifle. Liz - English Bob. Miko - English Bob's biographer. Me - pure Hackman. Dee - the whore cutter with a teeny pecker. Tom's role is to keep saying "I'm your huckleberry", and Maggie's role will be to tell him that that's Tombstone, man, c'mon! Sean will play the barkeep/brothel owner who caint get no more money on account she's all cut up (cue tobackey spit). Plan?
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Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Oh Jesus.

Why have I never been to this before? Now I'll never get to see it.
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Friday, May 28, 2010

Beats, Beats, Beats...and Beats!

Usual yummy DEMF lineup this year:

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100527/ENT05/5270318/1319/&template=fullarticle

Anyone going?
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Friday, May 21, 2010

Important work

I can't stop watching this.


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Thursday, May 20, 2010

Oh, Inception, ohhhhhhhh my...
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010

omg

http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2010/05/lord_jesus_christ_says_getting.html
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Monday, May 10, 2010

School of Crack

I'm just posting to say happy 30th birthday to my friend Liz, one of the rockin'-est chicks I know. Liz, I'm sorry I couldn't see your rock'n'roll performance the other night, but I'm sure it fucking rocked, because you fucking rock!

I hope your birthday fucking rocks too.

Rock on,

_joe
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