Da-yum, Dane

I thought hating Dane Cook was a constant in my life that I could always rely on, but da-yum, I'm warming up to the guy.

http://perezhilton.com/2008-08-12-pissing-off-his-employers
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Lasse

Lasse,
How about that guy with the neon short-shorts whose tanned leg kept touching yours in our IU telecom course?

That guy was real, man.
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Can you say "str8 poppin'?"

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"I look behind the counter, and whaddoo I see?"

"Some fuckin' long-haired, dirty-ass hippies."

Hey Tom! Brad and Maggie and I were talking yesterday about that video you made. Please post it! Here's what I remember from it:
"My friends told me, 'Jebediah,you best get yourself to Ann Arbor, Michigan. It's a golden land of opportunity.' ... I do not understand the people in this town. Dirty ass tree-huggers."

Post it! Post it! Post it! (By the way, that IS Es-press-o Roy-ale in the picture.)
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My one wish is to be Seth Rogen

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Ter'r

You may have read some news article about a neuroscientist woman in cahoots with Al Qaeda, who was found and arrested recently after some gunplay. Turns out she trained in my current lab!! Our alumnus list now include researchers, teachers, professors, and terror.
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Gill-i-am

Seen Dark Night? Kyle-on-Kyle loved it. Luh-uh-uh-uhved it.

Seen Lost in La Mancha? Heath Ledger evidently died during filming of Terry Gilliam's next movie--that man is cursed, cursed like I've never seen.
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