Fun Buddies

I was watching There Will Be Blood again. Much as I'd like to keep hoping we can pull off a Halloween ensemble featuring the roles of Daniel Day Lewis, I think it is time we move on.

A more feasible plan would be to each dress up as a character from Unforgiven. The role of 'cut up whore who noone will have anymore' would clearly go to Joe Mahon. Lasse could play a triple role of the kid, Clint Eastwood, and their horses. Brad - Morgan Freeman, who can still hit a bird in flight with his rifle. Liz - English Bob. Miko - English Bob's biographer. Me - pure Hackman. Dee - the whore cutter with a teeny pecker. Tom's role is to keep saying "I'm your huckleberry", and Maggie's role will be to tell him that that's Tombstone, man, c'mon! Sean will play the barkeep/brothel owner who caint get no more money on account she's all cut up (cue tobackey spit). Plan?