Daddy: Ow Sean, why did you do that?
Mommy: Don't step on Daddy's hand, that hurts.
Sean (innocently): I just smashed it.
----
Sean, during apartment showing yesterday:
"I need to poop"
"I did poop!"
"I'm doing poop again."
"I did poop! There's corn in it!"
"I need to pee."
"I did pee!"
2 comments:
Common utterance in my house:
"Oh, shit! I think I might've shit my pants. ... No, wait, no, I didn't."
Whether it's me or Craig that says it is a flip of the coin.
(Explanation: We have lots of fart contests, and sometimes we try a liiiih-ttle too hard.)
Also, I prefer to check with a napkin. He, with a bare finger.
Post a Comment