Sunday, May 10, 2009
Blog it out
I have two blogs to write. The first one, just for shits and giggles, is about "diarrhea, wine related". For the squeamish, I'll embed it within the comments here. The second one is about "brand new matching scars above the left eyebrow of myself and my son". This will have to wait for a few days; this diarrhea is much too pressing, and must issue forth....
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I have some bad, borderline sinister diarrhea going on here. It could be stress related, or possibly related to the questionable red wine I drank much of last night. It recalls the diarrhea of ca. 2001, when I chugged a mini bottle of Sutter Home at the ainslies, discovering too late that the bottom quarter was just chunks. The next day was the stuff of legend. But let's break the current situation down:
TOM: What is the worst part about your diarrhea?
KYLE: Y'know Tom, it's not the GI pain, the suffering, or the immobility.
TOM: What is it, dog? The smell? The SMELL !!!?!!
KYLE: Nope. It's the sting. Those first wipes cause...abrasions.
TOM: Anal abrasions, dog?
KYLE: You betcha. Then the next time around, guess what? It leaks in. Gets right in there and burns. And burrrrrns...
TOM: Mmmm.....
Jesus Christ Kyle. That's how you get Sepsis. Don't wipe; use a hose.
I have a similar experience on a bi-weekly basis. Too much butter in my diet.
Kyle..........
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