http://www.swaglikeme.com/blog/2011/9/8/nike-mag.html
who has NOT wanted these?
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Monday, November 7, 2011
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
recut trailers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmkVWuP_sO0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekXxi9IKZSA&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekXxi9IKZSA&feature=related
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Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Explosions
I just wanted to state my resolve to do this, to make one of you look amazing in front of an explosion, I just haven't gotten the chance yet. Stay tuned.
A Simple Kind of Man was awesome, btw.
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A Simple Kind of Man was awesome, btw.
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Friday, February 18, 2011
Monday, January 24, 2011
Thursday, January 20, 2011
scotty
I posted this to scott's wall, but nobody saw it. It will be the beginning of my campaign to have us all represented in front of explosions on this blog
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Thursday, July 1, 2010
I was watching There Will Be Blood again. Much as I'd like to keep hoping we can pull off a Halloween ensemble featuring the roles of Daniel Day Lewis, I think it is time we move on.
A more feasible plan would be to each dress up as a character from Unforgiven. The role of 'cut up whore who noone will have anymore' would clearly go to Joe Mahon. Lasse could play a triple role of the kid, Clint Eastwood, and their horses. Brad - Morgan Freeman, who can still hit a bird in flight with his rifle. Liz - English Bob. Miko - English Bob's biographer. Me - pure Hackman. Dee - the whore cutter with a teeny pecker. Tom's role is to keep saying "I'm your huckleberry", and Maggie's role will be to tell him that that's Tombstone, man, c'mon! Sean will play the barkeep/brothel owner who caint get no more money on account she's all cut up (cue tobackey spit). Plan?
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A more feasible plan would be to each dress up as a character from Unforgiven. The role of 'cut up whore who noone will have anymore' would clearly go to Joe Mahon. Lasse could play a triple role of the kid, Clint Eastwood, and their horses. Brad - Morgan Freeman, who can still hit a bird in flight with his rifle. Liz - English Bob. Miko - English Bob's biographer. Me - pure Hackman. Dee - the whore cutter with a teeny pecker. Tom's role is to keep saying "I'm your huckleberry", and Maggie's role will be to tell him that that's Tombstone, man, c'mon! Sean will play the barkeep/brothel owner who caint get no more money on account she's all cut up (cue tobackey spit). Plan?
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Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Friday, May 28, 2010
Beats, Beats, Beats...and Beats!
Usual yummy DEMF lineup this year:
http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100527/ENT05/5270318/1319/&template=fullarticle
Anyone going?
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http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100527/ENT05/5270318/1319/&template=fullarticle
Anyone going?
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Friday, May 21, 2010
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
omg
http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2010/05/lord_jesus_christ_says_getting.html
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Monday, May 10, 2010
School of Crack
I'm just posting to say happy 30th birthday to my friend Liz, one of the rockin'-est chicks I know. Liz, I'm sorry I couldn't see your rock'n'roll performance the other night, but I'm sure it fucking rocked, because you fucking rock!
I hope your birthday fucking rocks too.
Rock on,
_joe
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I hope your birthday fucking rocks too.
Rock on,
_joe
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Tuesday, April 27, 2010
I see postage in your future
May I have your addresses please? A note of warning: addresses posted here will be disseminated buddy-wide...
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Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Musings
This should be pronounced "Moooosings" in honor of Dee's electric double breast pump.
That's all I got. I'm tired.
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That's all I got. I'm tired.
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Monday, March 15, 2010
BASS KICK BALL
I am entering an NCAA pool. I have not watched a college basketball game since college. But, I will win based on this simple collection of tips I've compiled over the years of not watching basketball:
Never bet on any Louisiana team because they pronounce it 'Losey-anna' .
Never bet on the Boise Bracketsmashers because, more often than not, the bracket smashes them.
Always bet on the Transylvania Casketballers, even though they're typically disqualified in the first round (from biting, casketing the ball).
When in doubt, abide by the formula [A-X*Y(X/Y)] where A=basketball, Y=basketball, and X= raging college penis.
Find the player with the best signature move. Frankie "Best Signature Move" Robinson of Texas T&A University is usually the one. Then, don't bet on his team.
Find the player with Universititis. He has a mysterious dorm-related rash, so bet on his team.
Does any player wear excessive arm and leg bands? Yes=sure bet. No=dripping sweat.
For good luck, keep a cue tip in your ear throughout the tournament. Little known fact: if your team wins, it will be sucked in and pop out the other ear. If your team loses anyway, it will just blacken and fall out--no harm done.
Most people pull their hair during tense plays. They will lose. Get a leg up by yanking at your pubes instead, tense play or not. You may lose, but at least you won't look like an idiot pulling your hair.
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Never bet on any Louisiana team because they pronounce it 'Losey-anna' .
Never bet on the Boise Bracketsmashers because, more often than not, the bracket smashes them.
Always bet on the Transylvania Casketballers, even though they're typically disqualified in the first round (from biting, casketing the ball).
When in doubt, abide by the formula [A-X*Y(X/Y)] where A=basketball, Y=basketball, and X= raging college penis.
Find the player with the best signature move. Frankie "Best Signature Move" Robinson of Texas T&A University is usually the one. Then, don't bet on his team.
Find the player with Universititis. He has a mysterious dorm-related rash, so bet on his team.
Does any player wear excessive arm and leg bands? Yes=sure bet. No=dripping sweat.
For good luck, keep a cue tip in your ear throughout the tournament. Little known fact: if your team wins, it will be sucked in and pop out the other ear. If your team loses anyway, it will just blacken and fall out--no harm done.
Most people pull their hair during tense plays. They will lose. Get a leg up by yanking at your pubes instead, tense play or not. You may lose, but at least you won't look like an idiot pulling your hair.
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Sunday, February 28, 2010
Musings III
Musings: what happen when I go on mental leave from science to prep for the baby.
Balvenie 15 year scotch: see above.
Ice Dancing: just an excuse to wear more fabric
Boxer shorts: see above.
Underrated: briefs, briefs, briefs. And legal briefs. And neck fat that flaps in the wind.
Overrated: Office 2007, gourmet Mac N Cheese, stink in my fireplace fire, marbles.
Countries represented in my lab: US, Lebanon, Spain, Germany, Japan, Israel, France, Switzerland, China, Canada
Countries represented in lab at 9:00am: US, china.
Tom’s Hot Gush: should be a signature mixed drink.
Modern rock: eh.
Postmodern rock: Lasse’s balls flapping against the bathroom tile.
I’m not sure who first used the word “nod” in Oscar conversation, but it has gotten way out of control.
Bukkake: what any good Powerpoint presentation ends with.
Seaside Bukkake Experience Suite: under consideration at Carnival Cruiselines
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Balvenie 15 year scotch: see above.
Ice Dancing: just an excuse to wear more fabric
Boxer shorts: see above.
Underrated: briefs, briefs, briefs. And legal briefs. And neck fat that flaps in the wind.
Overrated: Office 2007, gourmet Mac N Cheese, stink in my fireplace fire, marbles.
Countries represented in my lab: US, Lebanon, Spain, Germany, Japan, Israel, France, Switzerland, China, Canada
Countries represented in lab at 9:00am: US, china.
Tom’s Hot Gush: should be a signature mixed drink.
Modern rock: eh.
Postmodern rock: Lasse’s balls flapping against the bathroom tile.
I’m not sure who first used the word “nod” in Oscar conversation, but it has gotten way out of control.
Bukkake: what any good Powerpoint presentation ends with.
Seaside Bukkake Experience Suite: under consideration at Carnival Cruiselines
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Friday, February 26, 2010
Your Porno Names and Catch Phrases
Joe Mahon the Grow Man
"blow the grow"
Tommy-Buns Ainslie
"shoot em up"
Camaro Toe
"fast, but not easy"
Double Dee
"Double Dee's Double Ds: That's A Mouthful"
Liz Fill
"You, fill er up. Now you, top it off"
Iceberg Feld
"You can only handle the tip of it"
Reuter Screwedher
"and him"
Shaggie Reuts
"no razors"
Slot Seymour
"Put your coinpurse in my slot and then farts come out of my slot and you smell them while I'm jerking off"
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"blow the grow"
Tommy-Buns Ainslie
"shoot em up"
Camaro Toe
"fast, but not easy"
Double Dee
"Double Dee's Double Ds: That's A Mouthful"
Liz Fill
"You, fill er up. Now you, top it off"
Iceberg Feld
"You can only handle the tip of it"
Reuter Screwedher
"and him"
Shaggie Reuts
"no razors"
Slot Seymour
"Put your coinpurse in my slot and then farts come out of my slot and you smell them while I'm jerking off"
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Musings II
Brace yourself...for a Meatwave.
Ombudsman believes the MIT loose cannon won't be a problem, I’m told. How, why: Dunno.
Polanski: if only he didn’t make such awesome movies.
Pol Potski: if only I weren't spoken for...
Last night Sean laid down on his belly like he was ready for a massage, and then said "Tickle me."
The Magnetic Fields: a good show
My jock: ready for whatever life throws it
Rat poo: smelly
Rat poo: all over
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Ombudsman believes the MIT loose cannon won't be a problem, I’m told. How, why: Dunno.
Polanski: if only he didn’t make such awesome movies.
Pol Potski: if only I weren't spoken for...
Last night Sean laid down on his belly like he was ready for a massage, and then said "Tickle me."
The Magnetic Fields: a good show
My jock: ready for whatever life throws it
Rat poo: smelly
Rat poo: all over
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