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Loving the 'Beer and Loafing in Las Vegas' and 'The Dirty Thirty: Vegas '09'.
Both beg to be plastered on matching commemorative t-shirts.

Mags
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email and blog this sonofabitch

We must start thinking about the Vegas trip for collective 30th birthdays. We need a general date for the trip, list of those possibly going. Then a few of us can committee this thing to fruition. First, we may need a good old fashioned party trip name:

Vegas Bonanza '09
Two double ott niner: a thirtieth celebration
Beer and Loafing in Las Vegas
The Fear
The Dirty Thirty: Vegas '09
High-return nickel sluts
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A Message To Joe

Joe, what's the story up there with Franken? Joe, I hear he's taken the lead, reports local paper, but is he even qualified? Hell yeah he's qualified--to be awesome! Don't even go there.

Joe, you wouldn't even believe the amount of data my shit is generating. I'm talking terabytes here.

Joe, there's nothing better than a good glass of The Balvenie with a splash of water. Except maybe the Balvenie together with a bowl full of spicy, chunky, beany chili...ohhhh, Joe, the textures....
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Stella

Not to trump Liz and Brad's entries, but, ahem, we got to see a little something called Stella live on Thursday. It was fergginn awesome. I was in tears during a bit about David Wain's favorite song to fuck to. Tears of joy. Plus they were taping the show for a DVD, which made me feel special. If you buy the DVD, perhaps you will be able to hear me in the audience - I was the one giggling like a schoolgirl and quietly contemplating farting on the guy in front of me whose head was much too close to my crotch. Should be audible.
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My favorite holiday picture

I made it into the blarg.

Unfortunately, Maggie and I won't see anyone who's in town for the holidays because we're leaving this weekend to go to Florida and see my parents. Won't be back until early 2009, so have a Merry C. and a Happy N.Y. (Wow, I just saved so much time by abbreviating those two things in such a manner).

So, here's our digital Christmas card.

Enjoy.
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NYE @ Tom's Cottage?

Okay, so, I don't know if Tom has proposed this to anyone but me, but... Who wants to spend New Year's Eve at the cottage? It would involve Champagne, cheap beer, whiskey (for Tom to get "fluent", if you know what I mean), weed, Catch Phrase, other board games, snowball fights, polar bear (for Scott and Joe Mahon?), and lots and lots of screaming in German.

I think it could be kind of cool. I mean, how many times have you gotta wasted at a bar on NYE? Right.

Thoughts? Alternative plans? Who will even be in Michigan?

Please please PLEASE everyone respond to this one!!!!!!!!!! I'm sick of checking for updates only to find NOTHING. So sick that I almost done puked (and then sent this out over e-mail).
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