Good Lord!

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They should have gotten Lasse...

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Links help, do they?

Here's the link to my Detroit News story on Gusoline Alley.

Sorry. I'm a little nervous... It's my first time. Hee hee...
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Gusoline Alley? Only for hard asses.

Check it ouuuuuuuuuuut.
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G.I. Joe + Stop Motion + Creepy Techno + The Thing

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Spotted

Saw these T-shirt logos on two guys who didn't know each other, one right after the other:

"My wife is out of town"
"I'm feeling lucky"

Also, I now have Wii. It is swiit. Mario Kart is backordered, but will be a fundamental component of my life in the coming yiirs.
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my sister-in-law f*@#ing rocks!

[Photo removed so she won't get fired]

This is her on the 4th of July. She became belligerent around 9pm, shouting praise at the fireworks barge: "Yeah! That was a good one!" or "Whoa! Big one!"

Then someone pulled put the handle of aguardiente (Colombian Ouzo or Sambuca). After which she started telling everyone that they fucking rock! To my dad: "YOU FUCKING ROCK!" To my mom: "YOU FUCKING ROCK!" To my parents' friends: "I LOVE YOU! YOU FUCKING ROCK!"

She kissed my dad's bald head. Hugged my cousin's 67-year-old father. Told my mom she was Cojonuda (Awesome). And remembered nothing the next day.

But, man, she FUCKING ROCKS!
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Read the WHOLE thing...

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/07/01/chimp.escape.ap/index.html

They don't warn you before you look at the picture.
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